An Ode to Celery Sticks

Oh celery sticks
oh celery sticks
you may be green and boring
with dirt that sticks between your stalks
and a taste that leaves us snoring.

But when our baby's got the icks
thanks to teething pain and sorrow
there's nothing like a celery stick
to shove that pain to morrow

oh celery sticks
oh celery sticks
you're easy to snap and cut
but when it comes to teething toys
you really kick some butt