knock knock

Reading to kids at story time. Wanna hear a joke?

Yes!!

Ok, why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

Silence. Reni furrows his eyebrows after faking a smile. 'That doesn't even make any sense!' Anika exclaims. 'Can I tell one now?'

She sits back, smiles, pauses for effect.

Knock knock!

Who's there? 

Orange banana.

Orange banana who?

POOP!!!!

(fits of giggles)

Yeah, I see what you did there. Totally makes more sense than a chicken on a playground.